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Gerry

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Seems okay. Fairly intellectual(!?), campy but not totally cringeworthy, token "sex list"...possible winner!? Nah.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Seems okay. Fairly intellectual(!?), campy but not totally cringeworthy, token "sex list"...possible winner!? Nah.

Well, he would have been a possible winner if he hadn't sacrificied himself so stupidly to save Carole! I could have seen him picking up some of the anti-Brian and twins vote...but no, he still wouldn't have won.

But he should have! Gerry was the best housemate all year, funny, a huge drama queen at times, but always pretty honest and upfront about how he was feeling, put Charley and Carole in their places. AND FREDDIE WAS SOO KEWT LOL ZOMG. No, but really, he should have stayed, damn it.
 
He visited my local shopping centre and I wasn't there. :(

Definitely should have won, but it's his own fault.
 
Like that time Homer could have seen Mr T at the mall. "I'll go a little later, I'll got a little later...and when I got there, he was already gone. And when I asked the mall guy if he'd be coming back...he said he didn't know!"
 
How could you not have known? He was probably shouting "LOOK AT ME, I'M GERRY, I'M AT A SHOPPING CENTRE!"
 
Yes, but I don't live in the shopping centre, so I wouldn't have heard his cries, nor seen him leaning into shot of any nearby cameras in that attention whorey way he does.
 
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