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Get Ready - Tonight the TK Weekend War Begins

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Those Declared as of 4 a.m. 11/17/06:

Right Axis -
eloisel
Jack - Champion, Mace of Bitterness and Vitriol
Queen Noodle/Ru
Loktar
Laker_Girl
Enkephalen
Saint Lucifer
Friday

What's Left Axis -
Messenger
Shatter - The Little Weird One
CaptainWacky
Rapecat
Headvoid

Popcorn Eaters -
Conchaga, with poetic inspiration
Curiousa2z
Cassie
CoyoteUgly
Gurk McGuintey
Love Child (although she is rooting for me!)

Could Jump In On Either Side at Any Time -
Sarek
Atlas Collins

Decidedly Undecided -
Lord Raffles

missmanners is a double agent with cookies and a cool spy kit.
VKD is a mercenary who might kick his own ass for the right price
Lilac is the lemon cake maker with a tank full of jello
 
Rules of Engagement:

#1. Whatever I post is the truth, whatever Messenger posts is a lie.
#2. declare yourself and display your avatar proudly. Pick one:

My side - The Right Axis:
blackknight-2.jpg
blackknight.jpg
blackbishop.jpg


Messenger's side - the What's Left Axis:
whitepawn-2.jpg


Popcorn Eater:
popcorneater.jpg


Could Jump In On Either Side at Any Moment:
Whitepawn.jpg


#3. There are no other rules.

Should I lose, Jack will "fuck Messenger in the neck."
 
Messenger's unequivocal opening salvo is due by 7 p.m. 11/17/06.

Whatever happens after that happens.
 
Trolls that shall live through this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow we honor TK's pwnd:'
Then they will strip their sleeve and show their scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on TK's War.
- Shakespearian Conchaga
 
Cool, my shift is up at 7, I'll be home shortly thereafter. I want to be the horse thing.
 
I've got a hot date with the missus tonight - but I expect to see a lot of carnage when I come round later in the evening.
 
Dogbert - what side are you declaring for? I'll be happy to add you. It's not too late. I'm not calling "Get Set" until 6:30 p.m. CST.
 
Those Declared as of 6:47 p.m. 11/17/06:

Right Axis -
eloisel
Jack - Champion, Mace of Bitterness and Vitriol
Queen Noodle/Ru
Loktar
Laker_Girl
Enkephalen
Saint Lucifer
Friday

What's Left Axis -
Messenger
Shatter - The Little Weird One
CaptainWacky
Rapecat
Headvoid
Dogbert

Popcorn Eaters -
Conchaga, with poetic inspiration
Curiousa2z
Cassie
CoyoteUgly
Gurk McGuintey
Love Child (although she is rooting for me!)

Could Jump In On Either Side at Any Time -
Sarek
Atlas Collins

Decidedly Undecided -
Lord Raffles

missmanners is a double agent with cookies and a cool spy kit.
VKD is a mercenary who might kick his own ass for the right price
Lilac is the lemon cake maker with a tank full of jello

Let me know if you want to be added to the list of TK Warriors.
 
jack said:
Cool, my shift is up at 7, I'll be home shortly thereafter. I want to be the horse thing.
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They let the counterpersons at your McDonald's out at 7? I guess that makes sense. Ah but will mommy and daddy allow you to get onto their computer in the nick of time?
 
eloisel said:
Those Declared as of 6:47 p.m. 11/17/06:

Right Axis -
eloisel
Jack - Champion, Mace of Bitterness and Vitriol
Queen Noodle/Ru
Loktar
Laker_Girl
Enkephalen
Saint Lucifer
Friday

What's Left Axis -
Messenger
Shatter - The Little Weird One
CaptainWacky
Rapecat
Headvoid
Dogbert

Popcorn Eaters -
Conchaga, with poetic inspiration
Curiousa2z
Cassie
CoyoteUgly
Gurk McGuintey
Love Child (although she is rooting for me!)

Could Jump In On Either Side at Any Time -
Sarek
Atlas Collins

Decidedly Undecided -
Lord Raffles

missmanners is a double agent with cookies and a cool spy kit.
VKD is a mercenary who might kick his own ass for the right price
Lilac is the lemon cake maker with a tank full of jello

Let me know if you want to be added to the list of TK Warriors.
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RAFFI is undecided? Now there's a surprise. NOT! This is a man who has difficulty deciding whether to take a dump or a piss first.

Wait a moment here! I seem to be the only male in our group! The rest are fucking females! What gives?
 
Jack is male. I think Loktar is male too.

Look what is in the other group:
Wacky, Headvoid, Little Weird One, a cat raper ... do you see the pattern?
 
SaintLucifer said:
They let the counterpersons at your McDonald's out at 7? I guess that makes sense. Ah but will mommy and daddy allow you to get onto their computer in the nick of time?
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I don't work at McDonalds, so no. My mommy and daddy have been dead for years, so wrong again.

Suck it, idiot.
 
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