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Get yer Gonads off that Truck!

Mirah

I love you
WTF?! HaHa!
http://www.kold.com/Global/story.asp?S=6127340

Maryland state lawmaker wants to ban vulgar vehicle decorations
Fake bull testicles and other anatomically explicit vehicle decorations would be banned from Maryland roads under a bill pending in the state legislature.
The measure was filed in the General Assembly Monday by Delegate LeRoy E. Myers Junior, a Republican, says children shouldn't be exposed to giant plastic gonads dangling from pickup truck trailer hitches.
The bill also would ban depictions of naked human breasts, buttocks or genitals, with offenses punishable by fines of up to 500 dollars.
Pamela Campbell, whose Bullhead City business sells fake bull testicles, suggested that the swinging decorations can prompt healthy discussions about anatomy and reproduction.
Last week, Arizona's legislature rejected a measure that would have banned vehicle splash guards bearing racist terms or silhouettes of naked women.

Quote from Arizona News:
Democratic Rep. Theresa Ulmer of Yuma supported the amendment and said it fit with lawmakers' other efforts to crack down on pornography and sexual predators.

"I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that," Ulmer said. "But seriously, this is about family values -- what are we going to send out as a message to our children."

OH MY GOD! Get a fucking life! Not that I want truck nuts hanging from my bumper-but if you want to-go ahead, it shouldn't be against the law-
 
Officer "Excuse me sir, I pulled you over because you have nuts hangin from yer truck, and thats illegal, mmmkay?"
 
Mirah said:
WTF?!

OH MY GOD! Get a fucking life! Not that I want truck nuts hanging from my bumper-but if you want to-go ahead, it shouldn't be against the law-

Oh come on. You know you do too. you know you want it. ;)

I bet you'd really love to have them bumping your chin though. :D
 
I always laugh when I see those. Then I wonder what the female equivilant would be to having truck nuts.
 
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