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getting hammered at work

Molly

Molly

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I guess it's harder to do at straight jobs, but my job it's sometimes hard not to...like when guys keeping offering me drinks, or saying "have a drink then we'll get a dance". Usually I wink at the waitress and get a cranberry juice disguised as a cranberry vodka, but last night, I was tired and thought "fuck it, i'll drink, whatever".

But I'm such a featherweight. Sure enough, I was plastered. The DJ was making fun of me. And when this happens, well- there's a girl who I think is the total cat's ass on stage. She's incredible- bendy, athletic, hot hot hot. So I tell a guy he should tip her, but he gives me the money instead, and I go up, money in cleavage, so she can put on a show of molesting me. I always wanted to cuz she's so hot, but it's like one of those desserts that looks so good on the menu, then I get it and remember I don't actually like caramel. See, I'm not really gay, I just forget sometimes.

So I basically just embarrassed myself. Whatever. I still made good coin, but I'm such a dope sometimes. Do I just go in tonight and pretend like nothing happened? I'm kinda afraid to look whats her face in the eye.
 
Never?

I disagree. Alcohol and excitement do strange things to people.

Molly, just blow it off. It sounds like you had fun, go with it. And I'm SURE your customers bloody loved it.

You are NOT your job, it's just what you're doing now.
 
Molly you had a good night at work... you enjoyed yourself. I dont see how tipping a girl on stage can make things weird. Worse comes to worse if she asks you why you did it just tell her your customer wanted you to tip her because he thought you two were the best looking girls in the club and wanted to see some les action or something of the sort ;) Girls at my club tip eachother all the time for customers even if we dont talk to eachother.

You drank, you got drunk(bleh i've done that three nights in a row now) you made money, life goes on. It will be ok sweetie ;) Chances are she'll forget it anyway.
 
Thanks Kerb and Shy. It's true, it's not like I did anything actually bad. I'm just usually so uptight. Actually, I don't think she'll hold it against me.

Life goes on! And Miss Shy, I'll definitely be visiting Toronto early May, if you want to go for a drink or anything. Is it true I can dance at a club without a licence if only for a night?
 
Im sure I can convince my manager to let you dance one night ;) Or we'll hit up Mississauga and they do not require a license at all. But I dont see why you wouldnt be able to hit up Whiskey for a night :)

I cant wait to party with you :D
 
That's not always true. American Indians are about as heavy drinkers as you can get, and they rarely have fat asses. If it's ass that you want I recommend the chicken wings/corn bread/grits diet.
 
Well, dancing has lost me nearly 20 pounds, drinking or not. Often I drink and then am not hungry, so calories are expended. Plus it's a damn physical job, flying around poles, lemme tell you. Just try walking for seven hours in seven inch heels. That's some serious quadricep workout.
 
I live in a state full of Native Americans whom I see, know, and speak to every day, and you're dead wrong.
 
Molly said:
Well, dancing has lost me nearly 20 pounds, drinking or not. Often I drink and then am not hungry, so calories are expended. Plus it's a damn physical job, flying around poles, lemme tell you. Just try walking for seven hours in seven inch heels. That's some serious quadricep workout.
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That is a lot to do, but it isn't fat content, it's chemical reaction. You break down fat less efficiently when you have alcohol in your system.

It's not really too big a deal having a fat ass. Lots of women do!
 
So when you're exercising to keep in shape do you go to a conventional gym, or is there a brass pole in your basement?
 
LMAO!! I drink at work, i've lost a lot of weight in the last 7 months from dancing... and umm.. I dont have a fat ass... actually I have a rather small and semi flat ass... *shrug* fuck wisdom you really are an asshat. Just because your fat and cant move off the couch doesnt mean everyone else is. Your just pissed off there are hot girls around and you havnt got a hope in hell of getting one :) Nevermind the fact your a 50 year old virgin.
 
Shy said:
LMAO!! I drink at work, i've lost a lot of weight in the last 7 months from dancing... and umm.. I dont have a fat ass... actually I have a rather small and semi flat ass... *shrug* fuck wisdom you really are an asshat. Just because your fat and cant move off the couch doesnt mean everyone else is. Your just pissed off there are hot girls around and you havnt got a hope in hell of getting one :) Nevermind the fact your a 50 year old virgin.
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Whoa whoa, hey there little filly don't get excited. I never called you anything. I only saw one photo of you and I couldn't see because of the clothes.

Wow, you have got some serious issues, don't you? Therapy and a good diet can help.
 
Dude. There is fat tissue in my ass- I believe that's called human anatomy. Otherwise, I'd look like a holocaust victim. But that doesn't mean there is heaps of cellulite. It is a toned, round, firm, rather nice ass, thankyouverymuch.

And mister peanut gallery, why are you so fat obsessed? Someone a former fat kid?
 
And for the record, I also go to a conventional gym, and I do yoga, but for the energy boost it gives me, and the flexibility.
 
Don't feed the dual/troll, Molly. More than likely "Wisdom's" STILL fat, or at the very least suffers from psychological issues stemming from a negative self-image. It's always easier to tear down others if it makes you feel better about yourself.
 
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