Getting this evening's contractually obliged spam thread out of the way

[Conchaga]

By my count, Cher still needs more plastic surgery. Because, if the little girl on the right is more attractive, there's something wrong.

 

[Conchaga]

SMOKE AND A PANCAKE?

I'll have a bong and a blitz plz.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bong and a bagel waS THE LINE

 

[Conchaga]

"A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes

 

[CaptainWacky]

All these years I've been worshipping false idols.