Giles is a Pirate.

[Mentalist]

Yarr Harr Fiddly Dee. . . . . .

 

[Tisiphone]

That's disturbing on so many levels.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Correction: Giles is a FLAMING Pirate.

 

[Mentalist]

GARY SEVEN

 

[Tisiphone]

He's looking for someone to try his Taster's Choice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wait, that's not Giles, that's the lion from Madagascar.

No wait, it's Kathleen Turner.

No wait...

 

[Mentalist]

ITS GLYN

 

[CaptainWacky]

Next time I see a blind person I can talk to them with sign language!

 

[Tisiphone]

Why is the rum gone!!??

 

[CaptainWacky]

DON'T LOOK AT ME (because I'm guilty and I don't want to be caught.)

 

[curiousa2z]

THE CANARY ISLANDS LIE OFF THE WEST COAST OF AFRICA.

 

[Tisiphone]

But why is the rum gone?

 

[whisky]

The rum is gone in my house too, although thats probably because I drank it, and the vodka, and the whisky.

I am now forced to drink crap like apple schnapps, and bannana and raspery bols.

 

[DarthSikle]

That's Anthony Stewart Head?

 

[whisky]

Its his whole body

 

[DarthSikle]

Surely his pecker is not a pirate