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Gingerbread men

Dr Dave

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I go for the head!
 
Head.

The gingerbread women I poke a small hole in the middle and then shove a ginger bread baby out the hole, simulating giving birth. And then I eat them both.

I was surprised my mom didn't appreciate my sense of humor.
 
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Break him in half then eat each half from the midsection out.
 
I say CROTCH, because that's CONTROVERSIAL... but I don't remember the last time I ate a gingerbread cookie.
 
^Somewhere in Cassie's house lies jars and jars of moldy, stale gingerbread dongs...
 
I make them suffer.
 
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