Glyn talking about wanking for another: a new low?

[CaptainWacky]

Not just in Big Brother history, but in the history of WESTERN CIVILISATION? DOWN THERE WITH THAT TIME HITLER KILLED SOME JEWS OR SOMETHING?

 

[Mentalist]

HITLER WAS BETTER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They talk about wanking all the time on the live feeds (the men anyway)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I meant to type "an hour" not "another". HOW EMBARRASSING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

STOP WANKING WHILE YOU TYPE

 

[CaptainWacky]

But it was the WHOLE HIGHLIGHTS SHOW tonight. And tomorrow is going to be more of the same and Aisleyne crying (hasn't happened for a few days so it's due) and Pete in the Diary Room saying "err..." for five minutes. MAYBE having highlights every day ISN'T A GOOD IDEA

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's why they sell the live feeds on the Interwebs in the US, they don't have to waste TV time on it but people are still watching like rabid snarling wanking dogs...

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL YOU DON'T HAVE E4 IN THE STATES, A DIGITAL CHANNEL SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO LIVE BB AND FRIENDS REPEATS ALL DAY SO IT'S NOT REALLY A WASTE IS IT NO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FRIENDS IS A LOT LIKE BB IN THAT IT MAKES YOU SCREAM AT THE SCREEN EVERYOTHER MINUTE

 

[Mentalist]

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE PICK THE KIDS UP FROM SCHOOL?!

OR

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do I have to answer right now?

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK AT THOSE COLD, UNFEELING EYES....AND HITLER's TOO LOLG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Even tho he looks kind of Downs-ish, his shirt is off and his finger is in his mouth so there's a slight arousal factor, not knowing who he is or what he stands for...

I meant Hitler of course.