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GO Dual, GO!

The Dork Lord said:
SPAM IT UP!
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Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all.

If you're running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more.
The tab is there to open the can.
The can is there to hold in the spam.

Oh, Spam on the table at home. (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now? (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work. (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's mystery meat.

If you need a spoon, keep one around.
Carry a thermos to help wash it down.
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out.
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now.

Spam in my pantry at home. (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label now. (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner or lunch. (it's the best)
Think about how it's been pre-cooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold.

Now once you start in, you can't put it down.
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown.
The key is going to open the tin.
The tin is there to keep the spam in.

Oh Spam, Spam. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
Spam, Spam. (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it.
Spam in the place where I live. (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now. (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work. (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat.
Spam in the back of my car. (ham and pork)
spam any place that you are. (ham and pork)
(spam any place that you are) (The tab is there to open the can.)
(spam any place that you are) (The tab is there to open the can.)
Oh Spam!
 
We're Knights of the Spam Table.
We spam whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With spamwork impeccable.
We spam well here in Spamelot.
We spam-spam and spam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Spam Table.
Our spam is formidable,
But many times we're spammin' rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Spamelot.
We spam from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we spam like fable,
Quite spamming capable.
Between our quests we spam in vests and spam-spam whenever able.
It's a busy life in Spamelot.

We have to spam teh board a lot.
 
I see a red door and I want it painted spam
No spam anymore I want them to turn spam
I see the spam walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my spamness goes
I see a line of spam and theyre all painted spam
With spam and my love both never to come back
I see spam turn their heads and quickly spam away
Like a new born spammer it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is spam
I see my red door and it has been painted spam
Maybe then Ill spam away and not have to face the spam
Its not easy spammin up when your whole world is spam

No more will my spam sea go turn a deeper spam
I could not foresee this spam happening to you
If I spam hard enough into the setting sun
My spam will laugh with me before the morning comes

I see a red door and I want it painted spam
No spam anymore I want them to turn spam
I see the spam walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my spam until my spamness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted spam
Spam as night, spam as coal
I wanna see the spam blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted spam
Yeah!
 
I approve, too. And I miss ER. Where is ER?? Why has she abandoned us??? She is gone even longer than Dual and I ever were!!!!!
 
Oh, it's great fun! :D

We all agree on a day that we can get everyone together and SPAM THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES OUT OF THE BADLANDS!
 
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