God Damn Neighbors Dogs keeep barking, How the hell do I shut them up!

[starguard]

I know I have a box of grenades around here somewhere :huh:

 

[Sarek]

Swallow a grenade and then run and hug the dog real tight.

You could use the grenade as a suppository as well. Might work better for you.

 

[Gagh]

If you kill yourself, the noise will stop.

 

[Kennyquator]

I know I have a box of grenades around here somewhere :huh:

Do what i do.When I have to take a big dump.I save it and throw it iver the frnce.eating it keeps them happy.i also look for dead squirrels and such.,to do the same with

 

[Conchaga]

cost of gas for drive to Wal Mart: $2
pump-action bb rifle: $20
box of bb's: $5
Silence: priceless

 

[Conchaga]

 

[Dracula]

It's simple, really.

Buy some wooden dowels from your local _______Mart.

Sharpen both ends, then post them in your yard.

Call in sick from work, then wait 'til the neighbors leave for work. Grab the fucking little mongrel(s) and then impale them through the anus or mouth.

Place the stakes on your neighbor's front yard with a sign that reads: "This will be your children if you get another loud fucking dog."

If they don't have children, simply write instead "This could be you," etc.

Should clear the problem up.

 

[Kennyquator]

It's simple, really.

Buy some wooden dowels from your local _______Mart.

Sharpen both ends, then post them in your yard.

Call in sick from work, then wait 'til the neighbors leave for work. Grab the fucking little mongrel(s) and then impale them through the anus or mouth.

Place the stakes on your neighbor's front yard with a sign that reads: "This will be your children if you get another loud fucking dog."

If they don't have children, simply write instead "This could be you," etc.

Should clear the problem up.

sorry,but i like my idea of throwing your shit in the yard better.Dogs really do like to eat human shit,did you know that?you wont even have to use your toilet--just piss and shit into a bucket,then throw it in their yard.if you have a cat,provide cat shit too.a dog thsat's well fed doesn't need to bark.and think of all the water you'll save!

 

[Conchaga]

with eggs gone, this is a fucking field day

 

[Gagh]

DID YOU KNOW, STARGUARD, WHEN THE ADMINS CLEANED UP THE FORUMS THEY MOVED EVERY SINGLE THREAD OF YOURS FROM THIS FORUM TO THE BADLANDS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SHIT & WORTHLESS?