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Goddamnit!

it took you three attempts to make this poll. Maybe Sareks' right - you ARE a monkey
 
A monkey would not care if Sarek liked donuts. The monkey would examine the donut for how it fits into the monkey world, then the monkey would use the donut to fashion a vehicle in which to travel great distances. However, as the donut is manufactured from fragile material, the vehicle would fail. Then, the monkey would look at man's vehicles in anticipation of their wheels failing also. When a tire went flat, the monkey would feel vindicated.

Oh, I see ... I've just proved your point. Never mind.
 
..or maybe Im still a bit on the blind side since the surgery.


Oh and Sarek, your "lol" doesnt save you, you're still a momma's boy that turns his nose up at pussy. According to Henoch its on your shit list right up there with Gerber's strained liver.
 
Daystrom said:
..or maybe Im still a bit on the blind side since the surgery.

I can only hope the resulting infection that I hope you get eats away at what passes for that little monkey brain you possess. When the coma sets in, I hope that someone demands life support for your rotting corpse and you linger on for years in a vegetative state fully aware of the torment your body is going through. When you die, it will be alone and in excruciating agony. When they bury you, it will be in a shoe box in the local landfill where rabid raccoons will visit to urinate on your box and mark their territory.

Barring that, you could always just step in front of a moving bus. Same end, different route.
 
Daystrom said:
..or maybe Im still a bit on the blind side since the surgery.


Oh and Sarek, your "lol" doesnt save you, you're still a momma's boy that turns his nose up at pussy. According to Henoch its on your shit list right up there with Gerber's strained liver.

A labotomy, I take it?

It could only improve things ...
 
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