GOLF BALLS ARE FULL OF TOXIC OOZE!

[The Question]

Not really. But when I was a kid I heard that one and actually convinced another kid it was true. Also that there's a species of ants that burrows through solid rock and shits acid.

 

[Yub]

I've cut open a golfball and they are filled with pressurized toxic ooze.

 

[The Question]

KA-MUTHA-FUCKIN-BOOOOOOOOM bitchez!!! :kitty:

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can drink them.

 

[headvoid]

I once convinced a child that crab apples contained very small albino crabs inside them.

He never came round to play again.

 

[The Question]

I almost had another kid convinced that he was trapped down a well as we both stood looking down into it. I had him yell down into it and listen to hear himself yell back.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can drink them.

So that was you doing golf ball shots on the news!

 

[The Question]

I almost had another kid convinced that he was trapped down a well as we both stood looking down into it. I had him yell down into it and listen to hear himself yell back.

And btw, when the kid caught on to my trick, I threw him down the well and yelled, "SEE?! TOLD'JA!!!"