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Gonad!

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Hi. Hee hee. I just wanted to say hi. Isn't that so cute and funny? how are you? I'm good. Did you get your hair done today? I did. I'm going to get my nails done tomorrow, it'll be so fun.
 
Is that seriuosly an impression of me? You are failing miserably-and the first thing I would start with is your av-and your name-and well you may need a sex change.
Gonad-ignore this please, the above poster is not me!
But since I'm here-How are ya doin?! :D
 
I just saw this.

Cunt: I am wearing nail polish for the first time in my life right now. I am thinking of all those pornos with the girls with the long nails giving handjobs and how dirty and full of bacteria it must get under those nails, especially if they don't wash their hands between genitals. coughpun

Mirah: I am well. Can you direct me to the thread where that whole thing with LC went down? I am excited because I am getting a couch tomorrow so I don't have to sleep on the floor anymore and the flooding in my apartment has been fixed except now there's a big hole in the ceilings of my living room and bathroom (above the shower) and the one bedroom still has fleas and the other bedroom still has moths, (larvae in everything) but I managed to straighten everything out with the IRS even though I didn't get their letter until I got back and the deadline had already passed. My ex just got screwed over by his new roommate and evicted; cross my fingers he doesn't try to exercise his "rights" to move back in here since his name is still on the rental agreement and I am a little stressed but everything is working out all right boiaeoiaegapoirgtaeoir this is why I've only been lurking for the longest time boy that was a great song I'm going back into the woodwork for now seeyabye.
 
Oh, and the sex has been good but nothing particularly new or novel, and the sex has always been good for me, I've been very fortunate. Always really great, except for that one one-timer back in summer of '01.
 
Damn you Gonad for always having super sex except for that one hour back in 01!
I will gladly find that thread for you.
 
No, it was only 5-10 minutes of bad sex. He was a fantastic kisser. Just remember: take what you want, and trust him/her to do the same.
 
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