Got any condoms?

[Lord Raffles]

Second thoughts don't bother, I'll pull out just before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've got balloons.

 

[Gonad]

Sandwich bags?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bin liners?

 

[headvoid]

I sniggered when they put a condom on a carrot in class sex ed once, all the girls loooked at me like I was dirt.

I@M SORRY IT WAS FUCKIN FUNNY OK?

 

[Cassie]

I would've laughed too

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Blue Saran Wrap

 

[CaptainWacky]

We never got any sex ed. Unless being molested by the 75 year old paedo chemistry teacher counts.

 

[Gonad]

My mother's sex talk consisted of: "Every time you have sex you lose a little bit more self respect."

She gave me a paper bag full of condoms in 6th/7th grade to hand out to "anyone who might need them, or you--oh, god!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

How much self respect do you have left?

 

[Gonad]

Probably about 95-96%

You?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still enough for millions of good fucks!

I've got about 0.0004% and I don't have sex.

 

[Gonad]

IS THAT BECAUSE YOU POST HERE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Other way around (I post here because I'm not having sex.)