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Gotta Love Retail Therapy

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
So I've been working my ass off and decided to treat myself to a whole bunch of extremely expensive shit I really didn't need but really had to have.

I started with my monthly tanning membership, a total rip-off anyway you slice it but I can't trust my naked naughty bits to just any tanning salon.

Then we move on to a necessary eye exam followed by the decision to get new frames for my glasses (that I pretty much only wear at night just before heading to bed). Something inexpensive yet stylish? HELL NO! $250.00 Prada frames...I look damn sassy in them though.

While I was shopping for my new frames I saw some MUST HAVE Fendi sunglasses so I gave it the old, what-the-hell and threw those in for shits and giggles.

On to shoes...Second only to diamonds as a girl's best friend...Two pairs of K-Swiss, one pair of Skechers, two pairs of MIA sandals, one pair of Steve Madden sandals, and yes, the TO DIE FOR Via Spiga heels. I think the salesman at Nordstrom peed in his pants a little.

So while we're at Nordy's why not hit handbags and the MAC counter, right? SURE! So a coach and Dooney bag and $200.00 worth of eye shadow and lip gloss later, I'm starting to feel quite satisfied.

Until...

I realized I had some fabulous shoes and nothing brand new to wear them with. Luckily I was close to the escalator and zipped upstairs to pick out six of the sassiest outfits known to man.

Ahhhhhh, that's better.

As I sat with my Iced Chai I thought and I knew only one thing could make this day better so up to the second level I went to Victoria's Secret. Thirteen sassy, sexy panties and four bras, it was perfection. Not to mention body lotion and body sprays, a must have no matter how many you already have.

On my out the Nordstom's door, loaded with bags one last thing caught my eye, a hair clip. A beautiful crystal hair clip, it begged me to buy it so...I did.

That was the best day I'd had in quite a while.
 
I am jealous on sooooo many levels.

Glad to know there are a few TKers out there with a concept of style, lol.

:D
 
Shit. Your one expensive chick.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but shit.

And to think, I've been tossing around the idea of buying a LCD/Plasma TV for a year now. And you've probably spent in that spree what I'm going to spend, if I can ever make up my mind to do it.
 
^ I kinda sorta care too.

I'm just saying, she's an expensive chick.

After all, I think Wal-Mart is god's gift to cheap fucks like me.
 
Possibly. But from reading her here, I know she's an expensive chick.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
 
She wasn't drunk, she can't drink since she's allergic.

Sounds like an awesome haul, but I know you've been working your ass off, you deserve it! And, knowing how great you are at shopping, I'll bet you got tons of stuff for the money! There is NO DOUBT that you are the resident fashionista of TK!

Now, about that tat at Hart & Huntington in Vegas... ;)
 
RobL said:
Shit. Your one expensive chick.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but shit.

And to think, I've been tossing around the idea of buying a LCD/Plasma TV for a year now. And you've probably spent in that spree what I'm going to spend, if I can ever make up my mind to do it.
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Close. :) But she's WORTH IT! :bigass:
 
I do enjoy the finer things in life. I mean I'm not shopping at the boutiques on Fifth Avenue but it was really nice to spoil myself.
 
I couldn't convince myself to spend like that. That said, there's not a damn thing wrong with spending like that provided you have the money to.


On second thought, I have spent like that before, just not on things like clothes. Eh, different hobbies/interests for different people I guess. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
 
SSgt_Sniper said:
On second thought, I have spent like that before, just not on things like clothes. Eh, different hobbies/interests for different people I guess. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
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There's NOTHING better than spending that kind of money on your woman...especially since you benefit from all the new clothes, panties, etc.! Plus, EVERY woman deserves that kind of spoiling from time to time, some more than others. :)
 
They also appreciate the attention you give them if you go along and can intelligently give your opinion on what they are buying.

Usually I do a "3 for 1" exchange with her, she gets to pick 3 outfits, I get to pick 1 (usually shorter or more daring that what she'd wear...but it's a compromise).

The end result is a spoiled (in a good way) woman who has had your attention all afternoon, new stuff, and knows she is wearing something that you approve of. It's a nice sort of fore-play if done right. (evil grin). One need not be shopping at "Mr. S's", Stormy Leather, or some other naughty shop to accomplish this effect. Nordstrom's can be naughty if one approaches it with the right mind-set. ;)
 
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