Graham Norton to star in Home Alone XI

[Mentalist]

Gagh and Tomtrek to play the hapless robbers who are constantly thwarted by Grahams quick wit and outrageous campiness with a special cameo from Andi Peters as a kindly priest who rapes pigeons whilst dressed as a transvestive Cardassian.


I don't know where I'm going with this..

 

[whisky]

straight to hell

 

[headvoid]

I met Andi peters once.

I was brushed aside with a very camp hand gesture.

Welcome back Menty

 

[The Tomtrek]

So Gagh, do you want to be Harry or Marv?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Seriously though I'd like to see the Home Alone film where Kevis is an adult living on the streets so he has to take up crime and rob someone's house but THE KID IS STILL THERE and the kid sets up traps WHICH IS WHAT KEVIN DID so now Kevin knows how me hurt the poor robbers he goes and finds Harry and Marv and they join forces to break into the house and tie up the kids, steal everything he owns, and then set the house alight with the kid still in it.

THE END. ("Have Yourself a Merry Little Chirstmas" is played over the end credits)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see that only if the kid is THE STAR WARS KID (REMEMBER HIM!?)