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Great American Bash LIES IN RUINS

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
So first Mark Henry breaks his knee or whatever, ruining the six months in the making return of Batista. Instead Batista will face Mister Kennedy...who recently lost cleanly to Matt Hardy. How are we supposed to buy Kennedy as a threat to Batista?

THEN Lashley comes down with liver problems(!?) so he's out of the US title match and it'll just be a singles match between Finlay and Regal. Which could well be a great match but the fans won't care about it.

THEN (AGAIN) The Great Khali comes down with liver problems(!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!) so now it's Big Show versus Undertaker in the Punjabi prison match. Which makes no sense.

AND FINALLY they had Booker T lose to Rey Mysterio on Smackdown this week. Why would ANYONE pay to see the same match again on ppv when Booker's been made to look like a loser with no chance of winning the title?

LIKE I SAId, RUINS
 
Gagh said:
MAYBE TATANKA CAN TAKE KHALI'S PLACE IN THE 'PUNJABI PRISON'?
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The Big Show is going to be taking Khali's place in the match.

Coincidence that Lashley and Khali both have liver problems? This has to do with their 'wellness policy'. I'm sure of it.
 
But who wouldn't pay to see a Tatanka v Undertaker cage match (or whatever the hell this thing is going to be)?

Hell, get the Spirit Squad in there too. Callaway wouldn't job to any of them, even if they had 100 members!
 
Let's have a SIX-MAN Hell in the Cell with Finaly, Regal, Undertaker, the Mexicools, and Little Bastard.

My money's on the Leprechaun!
 
We were gonna get this too. Not now.

Looks like the highlight of the evening will be the bra and panties match, huh? :roll:
 
I was thinking the Regal vs. Finley match would be good. If only the Leprechaun wasn't in the equation. They used to have some great matches back in the WCW days together.
 
Kendrick & London bt The Pitbulls
Finlay bt Regal
Helms bt Hardy
Undertaker bt Big Show
Ashley won the stupid fucking Diva thing
Kennedy bt Batista (DQ)
Booker T bt Rey Mysterio, to become new Heavyweight champ.


The all predictable Chavo Heel Turn went down, to screw Rey out of the title, but Booker is long overdue his chance with the belt. I reckon a fued with Batista, a man he has no love for IRL will be next on the cards.
 
Tag match was good.

Finlay/Regal had some good stiff action but it could have been better and the crowd weren't into it at all.

Helms was supposed to be wrestling Super Crazy I think so this came out of nowhere. Still a pretty good match.

The Pujabi Prison LOOKED impressive, at least. As for the match...well, imagine how bad it would have been if Khali had actually wrestled.

Diva thing is fast forward.

Kennedy bled a lot which helped make Batista look like an animal. An animal with saggy man boobs.

I'm glad Booker won and the match was solid.

Not the worst ppv ever, but that's not saying much.
 
Dean Venture said:
I wanted to make sure you guys knew, besides none of them are as good as Ric Flair.
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CHOPS, FRONT FACE FLOP, CHOPS, SUPLEX, CHOPS, BUMP FROM TOP ROPE, CHOPS, RAKE TO EYES, CHOPS, FIGURE FOUR, KICK OUT FROM OPPONENT, FINISHER FROM OPPONENT, FLAIR DOES THE J-O-B AGAIN.

CONGRATS, MR WANK-STAIN, YOU'VE WITNESSED YOUR 35970465TH FLAIR MATCH, AND IT WAS THE SAME AS ALL THE OTHERS.

Ogami said:
Did Little Bastard help out Finlay?
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Yep. He pulled Regal's boot off, which Finlay promptly smashed into Regal's face :D
 
Time to make Lil Bastard the Heavyweight Champ.

(I don't see how that could be more ridiculous than Rey.)
 
Gagh said:
CHOPS, FRONT FACE FLOP, CHOPS, SUPLEX, CHOPS, BUMP FROM TOP ROPE, CHOPS, RAKE TO EYES, CHOPS, FIGURE FOUR, KICK OUT FROM OPPONENT, FINISHER FROM OPPONENT, FLAIR DOES THE J-O-B AGAIN.

CONGRATS, MR WANK-STAIN, YOU'VE WITNESSED YOUR 35970465TH FLAIR MATCH, AND IT WAS THE SAME AS ALL THE OTHERS.



Yep. He pulled Regal's boot off, which Finlay promptly smashed into Regal's face :D
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LOL
 
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