Great Khali to play Spock in Trek reboot.

[Mentalist]

It has been confirmed that The Great Khali will play Spock in the J.J Abrahms helmed Trek reboot.

No word has yet been given on who will play Captain Kirk but It is believed that Billy Boyd is currently in talks.

 

[Blindgroping]

You...

Sick....

Monkey..

 

[CaptainWacky]

He tries to mind meld with Janice Rand (played by Jessica Simpson) but accidnetly RIPS HER FUCKING HEAD OFF.

 

[Mentalist]

Then Main Engineer Scotty 2 Hotty does the worm to the Warp Core and gets them the hell outta there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Then Sulu opens a gay restaurant on a Starbase called Curry in Uhuru.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I DON'T GUT IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN MCCOY DIES OF OLD AGE LOL TASTELESS JOKE.

 

[Gagh]

THEN A REANIMATED DOOHAN STUMBLES IN MUTTERING BLOODY VENGEANCE WHILST SEARCHING FOR HIS MISSING FINGER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN JERRY SEINFELD KILLS HIMSELF LOL I CNA'T THINK OF ANYTHING.