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Greetings from Hazard

missmanners

grrrrrrrr...
Not only do I dislike Kentucky... but this is the only one of my many routes that really scares me. I would rather be in Downtown Detroit than in these hills.

If no one hears from me for 2 days, please send the FBI....

:D
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Messenger said:
What, will the hostage takers send half-eaten cookies to make us sweat?


Oh these ol' boys dont take hostages, they just .... well, I'd rather not think about it. 5 years from now, they will be bulldozing off another mountain to build another superwalmart and find my varmint gnawed bones

;)
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Well, if you don't want them to kill you make sure you have the following....

An 18 pack of keystone light
Some sort of nascar sticker somewhere on your car
A couple of those black teeth caps so you look like yer missing a couple teeth
Hog's feet or Rocky Mountain Oysters
and don't look them in the eye....that will cause them to try and marry you so you can have their "young'uns"
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Bullshit. Just display a rebel battleflag somewhere on your car...you'll be alright.

Remember the 'shiners and their stills? These ol' boys grow weed. And I do believe planting has started.

;)
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missmanners said:
Not only do I dislike Kentucky... but this is the only one of my many routes that really scares me. I would rather be in Downtown Detroit than in these hills.

If no one hears from me for 2 days, please send the FBI....

:D
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*ROTFLMAO @ 'Kentucky'* Oh yes. Now there is a real territory. Good chicken though. My city of TORONTO probably owns all of Kentucky and has plans to keep building Colonel Sanders restaurants here as a result. Naturally KFC is the bulk of Kentucky's business interest. Our plans include turning all of Kentucky into one giant parking lot for Canadians should KFC ever fail.
 
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