Growl

[Lilith]

Hey you bitches, where are you all? Hardly any action today!

 

[Neil]

Define "action."

 

[Lilith]

Smartass

 

[Neil]

I have to be me!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Rawr!!!!!

 

[EnglishRose]

mornin' Lil

 

[Lilith]

morning.

I should be in bed...but I had to just move to the guest room. Husband is sucking the dust off the ceiling with his snoring.

 

[EnglishRose]

^ROFL what an image

 

[Lilith]

My eyes burn from the sleepiness, but now I cant sleep....

 

[EnglishRose]

give up all ideas of sleep, play here instead - you can sleep tonight

 

[Lilith]

I can sleep when Rob goes to work

 

[EnglishRose]

excellent idea - get rid of the man and get some peace and quiet - why do men snore so loudly

 

[Lilith]

His allergies are HORRIBLE right now

 

[EnglishRose]

ok, if he's got allergies that a different matter...he's allowed to snore

 

[Lilith]

He's kind of gained weight too...

 

[EnglishRose]

make him cut down (unless he was super skinny to start with)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Today was the perfect day to stay home, nestled in bed. It's cold, rainy, and dark. I just wanted to stay in bed, wrap myself in the covers, and doze the morning away, waking only to eat and call my friend on the phone.

Of course, my damned sense of responsibility intruded, and I'm here at work, slogging away.

 

[EnglishRose]

lose that sense of responsibility quick BDM

 

[Lilith]

Damn it, I wish it was like that here. Tired of the damn sunshine!