Gul Dukat was entirely justified in everything he did

[CaptainWacky]

EVERYTHING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He should have eaten Sisko's baseball just to piss him off.

 

[The Question]

Gul Dukat was the Spoonhead Hitler OMG LOL THWAP!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bet if I pick up the new Village Voice and look thru all the ads for hole in the wall clubs, I would find a band named Spoonhead Hitler opening for a real band.

 

[The Question]

Spoonhead Hitler ROX, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... pass the kanar LOL FWIPPIPPIPPIPPIPPIPP...


THWAP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dukat didn't gas any Bajorans (neither did Hitler LOL CONTROVERSIAL), he just worked them to death and shot them at random sometimes to keep them motivated. Nothing wrong with that!

 

[Tyrant]

Unless you're Bajoran, which I ain't, which is good!

 

[The Question]

Dukat didn't gas any Bajorans (neither did Hitler LOL CONTROVERSIAL), he just worked them to death and shot them at random sometimes to keep them motivated. Nothing wrong with that!

Unless you're a bottle of Kanar HO HO HO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was Kanar made out of liquified Barjorans!?

 

[Tyrant]

He should have eaten Sisko's baseball just to piss him off.

and threw what came out at him lolololol

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dukat didn't gas any Bajorans (neither did Hitler LOL CONTROVERSIAL), he just worked them to death and shot them at random sometimes to keep them motivated. Nothing wrong with that!

Hey also fucked many of them, usually before shooting them. HE WAS THE TONY ROBBINS OF HIS ERA.

 

[The Question]

Dukat was a stone-cold gerbil felcher, I'm tellin' you what!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CARDASSIAN GOATSE!!! WITH WILLING VOLES!!!!

As if that slash hasn't already been written a thousand times.

 

[The Question]

*suddenly finds himself wondering, quite against his will, what the Cardassian Tubgirl would be -- * *vomits*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FISH JUICE! HOT FISH JUICE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dukat was the one who turned Sonia to lesbianism.