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Gun-running! Drugs! Mexican Beauty Queens!!!

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
OK. Technically there were no drugs. Just one of the persons arrested was an alleged drug-trafficker.
Mexican Beauty Queen Arrested in Gun-Filled Truck, Police Say
Wednesday, December 24, 2008

GUADALAJARA, Mexico — A reigning Mexican beauty queen from the drug-plagued state of Sinaloa was arrested with suspected gang members in a truck filled guns and ammunition, police said Tuesday.

Miss Sinaloa 2008 Laura Zuniga stared at the ground, with her flowing dark hair concealing her face, as she stood squeezed between seven alleged gunmen lined up before journalists. Soldiers wearing ski masks guarded the 23-year-old model and the suspects.

Zuniga was arrested shortly before midnight on Monday at a military checkpoint in Zapopan, just outside the colonial city of Guadalajara, said Jalisco state police director, Francisco Alejandro Solorio.

Zuniga was riding in one of two trucks, where soldiers found a large stash of weapons, including two AR-15 assault rifles, .38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, 633 cartridges and $53,300 in U.S. currency, Solorio said.

State police identified one of the men caught with her as the brother of an alleged drug trafficker from Ciudad Juarez, a city on the U.S. border, and said the man appeared to have been her boyfriend. ...
So to recap, apparently the crime was committed was being caught in a truck with a couple AR-15s, some pistols, mags, a couple hundred rounds, thousands and thousands of dollars, and a 23 year old beauty queen.

Now stop me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that actually sound like anyone's dream weekend? :unsure:
 
I fucked her, incidentally.

David Spade just donated 100 Large to the Phoenix PD so they can buy AR-15s for combat with lubricanos like these.
 
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Jesus, this thread is totally useless without pics!

Anyway, why did I immediately think about some kind of transsexual twist after seeing a thread with the words "Mexican Beauty Queen" started by Volpone? :finger:
 
Yeah. Ordinarily when I hear "Mexican beauty queen", for some reason I think the talent portion will involve a donkey. :ramen: This chick is a little hottie. She's almost cuter in her street clothes, handcuffed and looking down in shame. :twisted:
 
I like her boobs. Maybe her boyfriend can talk to his brother and that brother can then set me up with some coke that I can snort from said boobs? :unsure:
 
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