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Gurk

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
A) Super gay ass s/n.

and

B) Talk shit Bitch. I hope you can make a better show than the dumb fucks you run with around here. So far you've all been about as threatening as a declawed kitten and your "trolls" are so weak they're using walkers.
 
Laker_Girl said:
A) Super gay ass s/n.

and

B) Talk shit Bitch. I hope you can make a better show than the dumb fucks you run with around here. So far you've all been about as threatening as a declawed kitten and your "trolls" are so weak they're using walkers.
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Hi sweetcheeks!

That "utterly forgetable persona" thing got to you, huh?

Strange that such a "weak troll" has earned me a trophy thread, eh?

:bigass:

Here's the deal, sugarpuss. You were going on about how you have never visited Valhalla and that people there were "probably talking about me". I was just setting the record straight. No. No one talks about you. 50% of our members don't know TK even exists and of those who do, 98% couldn't name you as a TK "player".

Sorry, honey. Those are the facts.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Gurk is speaking the truth.

Does it suck to be so marginalized? We all know how TKers have enormous egos to feed.
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Hey Cranks! You're up late.

I never understood the ego-feeding thing. You can't really have much ego-esteem if you need other people to constantly stroke it like a cock to keep it inflated.

Take me, for instance! I've never given the slightest fuck what anyone ever said or thought about me, and my ego is barely contained by the solar system.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
Hey Cranks! You're up late.

I never understood the ego-feeding thing. You can't really have much ego-esteem if you need other people to constantly stroke it like a cock to keep it inflated.

Take me, for instance! I've never given the slightest fuck what anyone ever said or thought about me, and my ego is barely contained by the solar system.
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That was funny :D
 
Now look what you've done Gurk. You've got LG's little man in the boat swabbing the deck, and Gagh asleep.

Nice work.
 
I'm back from my night out and I just HAD to see what you've come up with.

So this is it huh? Some blah-biddy-blah about my ego and jack ready to blow you? Christ man, Gagh doesn't even like me and you've managed to lull him to sleep.

The day I need an ego stroke from nerdy ass fucks like you and/or anyone at Troll Valhalla is the day I've been horribly disfigured in a vat of acid.

So here's a hint; trolling involves getting to know someone, letting them spill their deepest darkest and then using it against them, that's if you have any skills what-so-ever. I mean how hard can it be to penetrate an opinion board and piss them off with your opposing POV? There are but a select few that know a damn thing about me here at TK and that road runs both ways. Plus I'm blessed with the ability to not give a flying fuck about anyone or anything that isn't me and mine, it's one of the perks of being Republican.

Nighty night Bitches and thanks for responding promptly just like I knew you would. ;)
 
Fuck, we got another nine inches of snow last night.

Speaking of nine inches....
 
Laker_Girl said:
So here's a hint; trolling involves getting to know someone, letting them spill their deepest darkest and then using it against them, that's if you have any skills what-so-ever.
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Oh really? That's all trolling is? Pretty simple. :|
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm back from my night out and I just HAD to see what you've come up with.

So this is it huh? Some blah-biddy-blah about my ego and jack ready to blow you? Christ man, Gagh doesn't even like me and you've managed to lull him to sleep.

The day I need an ego stroke from nerdy ass fucks like you and/or anyone at Troll Valhalla is the day I've been horribly disfigured in a vat of acid.

So here's a hint; trolling involves getting to know someone, letting them spill their deepest darkest and then using it against them, that's if you have any skills what-so-ever. I mean how hard can it be to penetrate an opinion board and piss them off with your opposing POV? There are but a select few that know a damn thing about me here at TK and that road runs both ways. Plus I'm blessed with the ability to not give a flying fuck about anyone or anything that isn't me and mine, it's one of the perks of being Republican.

Nighty night Bitches and thanks for responding promptly just like I knew you would. ;)
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Like I said - an utterly forgetable persona.
 
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