Squirtle The Turtle
Grand General of The L.H.A.R
Official Announcement:
As the Grand General of the Lord's Holy Armies of Righteousness, Halloween will no longer be practiced in America. This is a Pagan holiday, and not in keeping with Christianity.
Anyone seen dressed in costumes will be arrested and anyone in demonic costumes will be shot dead. We thank you for obeying the lord's commands on this. Please do not attempt to get around this command.
Authorized by the Lord Jesus Christ and Issued by Grand General Squirtle of the Lord's Holy Armies of Righteousness.