Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Halloween Treats

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Chocolate you can eat without gaining weight!

ShemarMoore.jpg
 
And laced with alcohol, from what I hear. He's the new Mr. DUI.
 
Oh my
OHMY!!!!!!!!!!

:D
mm
 
That pelvis is kind of yucky-skinny.
 
I don't care what anybody says - this one could melt my butter
and forget the popcorn.

ChristianBale.jpg
 
SANTA FE ARE YOU THERE? Do you swear you won't forget me? If I found you would you let me come and stay?
 
Where does it say you gotta live and die here?

Just lucky he wasn't a baby born with two heads.
 
I want to go to a costume ball with him:

GerardButler.jpg
 
I set out a bowl of chocolate covered black widow spiders for the neighbor kids.
 
ClarkGable.jpg

Ladies, here is the YUM in yummy.
 
Classic.

and so was this guy:


cary.jpg
 
^great comedic ability, too.
 
this might give the kids an idea why Cary Grant was so popular in his day...


CaryGrant.jpg
 
very dashing. I think George Clooney is a modern version of that kind of leading man.
 
but this is MY idea of a leading man today...


CliveOct3.jpg
 
Another look at the yummy British treat...check out the green eyes

clive.jpg
 
he plays all these tough guys...I bet I could lick him! :D
 
drooooooooool

:D
mm
 
I do not care for Clive Owen. He needs a chemical peel.
 
I would be leery of men who have chemical peels, but I like men to look like real men. It is not a selling point to have a boyfriend with smoother skin than mine. Nor do the men I think are attractive have a flawless visage: a little scar here, a nose not necessarily like a Roman sculpture, teeth not lined up evenly like picket fences, these are humanising, IMHO.

This is exactly why I could never enjoy "Closer": the notion of someone choosing Jude Law over Clive Owen is just too absurd for words.
- could not believe it for a minute and thus the whole story was ruined for me.
 
Back
Top