Hamas ready for peace

[Hambil]

Why are these people always ready for peace when you start blombing the shit out of them? Then, when they have peace they start blowing stuff up again? They have more faces than Michael Jackson. I say we give it one more try, then if they blow something up or lob a rocket into Isreal again we wipe them off the face of the earth if for no other reason them I'm just fucking sick of it all.

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[Volpone]

Because Hamas is comprised of the dirtiest, most backward people in the dirtiest, most backward tribe of Arabs, a race that is, in itself, dirty and backward.

 

[Ramen]

They're not asking for peace. They're asking for time to regroup, resupply, and redouble their terrorist efforts.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

(sigh)

I've said this before: HOW TO FIX THIS.

"Isreal" or "Pallestine" or whatever the hell you want to call it becomes a UN World History site. NO ONE LIVES THERE except for actual, accredited religious clergy at the holy sites.
The boarders become tourist resorts (all of the neighbors benefit). Pilgrims and tourists get to stay no more than 1 night in the "park" at a few hotels, or they can be bussed in (the place is SMALL, you can use busses).

Now: the Israelis get a nice chunk of reasonably fertile/viable land. Maybe Central Canada?
The Palestinians get a nice chunk of reasonably fertile/viable land too. Maybe Madagascar or part of Australia?

The point is that they are in opposite hemispheres. Each grant is the same size as the ENTIRE old Israel state.

Now they both have a "homeland", and the actual area is preserved for it's historical/social/religious significance.

Sure it will cost a bit to buy the land, but it's GOT to be cheaper than all of the crap the world has to put up with.

I give people solutions, I am reasonable...but do they make me Emperor...Noooooo...


-SB

 

[Volpone]

Or they could just wipe out the Palestinians. :bergman:

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

No, you'd have some distant relative needing to "Avenge" a death because they have nothing better to do.

Keep them separated, or at least make it VERY inconvenient to go to war with each other.

-SB