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Hambil Has Fallen Off His Gorramn Wheel

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OH NOES!!!!!!
 
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Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
Fuck you rat. Fix the fucking board.
 
Actually, I have a gun. I keep meaning to see if there's some sort of firearms turn-in program around here, but haven't gotten around to it yet.
 
^^Don't forget to turn in your car, too. Oh, and if you have any food around the house with beans in it, for God's sakes think of the children.
 
^I have no children. Or do you mean the little shits that live next door and spent all day slamming doors, running up and down the walkway outside my windows, and yelling their heads off? If beans would shut them the fuck up, I'd eat a bucket of 'em.
 
Here's whatcha do. Wait until they're in it full steam, or better yet, wait for a day when you know they will be. Two full cans of Boston baked beans -- COLD. A bowl of sauerkraut -- HOT. Two bottles, cheap domestic beer -- room temperature. Try to polish all that off in less than 10 minutes. Remain seated for another 10 minutes. Then RUN outside, RUN to where the kids are, and jump up and down -- vigorously -- for about 30 seconds. Aim and fire.
 
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Here's whatcha do. Wait until they're in it full steam, or better yet, wait for a day when you know they will be. Two full cans of Boston baked beans -- COLD. A bowl of sauerkraut -- HOT. Two bottles, cheap domestic beer -- room temperature. Try to polish all that off in less than 10 minutes. Remain seated for another 10 minutes. Then RUN outside, RUN to where the kids are, and jump up and down -- vigorously -- for about 30 seconds. Aim and fire.


EEeeeeyech! That would be a worse experience for me than for the kiddies. Thanks anyway.
 
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