Hambil
I AM A GOLDEN GOD
And then I fell down the well but it wasn't really a well it was a gate to another world where large women ran all the buses and you couldn't get a taxi unless you had trouble with you haircut or knew somebody in the 'biz' and so I had to walk all the way to the home depot to hang out front and get a job but they said I was too alien which offended me so I ate most of them and then I got arrested but they let me go because I wouldn't fit in the cell.