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hangover cures

Dammit, I meant Liver! BASTARDS
 
Whether I get a hangover or not really just depends on what I drank. Seems like sugary drinks make me feel worse the next day than drinking a 12-pack.
 
Olde English has all the vitamins and minerals you need to keep your body strong and healthy.
 
^what's that? Cider?
 
Milk curdles on contact with alcohol. Get ready to puke your guts out.
That may be so, but in my old age I find it makes me feel better, not worse. And I don't get sick much anymore, I did more when I was younger.

I have a friend my age who has a ritual -- every night when he gets plastered, on the way home he gets a chicken parm sandwich and a quart of milk, and while he sometimes passes out before eating the sandwich, he downs the whole quart of milk without fail. He never gets sick.

Then again, I'm starting to think he's a vampire. He also has the same body he had when he was in his 20s...it's just not right...
 
Don't you guys hate it when you're drinking and the first PEE happens? You know you're gonna spend the rest of the time drinking and peeing.
 
I have that problem less since I stopped drinking beer.
 
Yeah, my liver quit a few years ago. I think I last saw it somewhere between Holland and - ironically enough - Liverpool.
 
That may be so, but in my old age I find it makes me feel better, not worse. And I don't get sick much anymore, I did more when I was younger.

I have a friend my age who has a ritual -- every night when he gets plastered, on the way home he gets a chicken parm sandwich and a quart of milk, and while he sometimes passes out before eating the sandwich, he downs the whole quart of milk without fail. He never gets sick.

Then again, I'm starting to think he's a vampire. He also has the same body he had when he was in his 20s...it's just not right...

I need to meet this man...for purely scientific reasons.
 
Proper Preparation cures hangovers.
Eat salty foods, and don't mix sugar with your alcohol.
 
^LoL. All I do are shots basically. Jello, buttery nipples, the list goes on and on. So I mix the sugar alright. HUZZAH
 
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