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Happy 40th to CoyoteUgly

I try :twisted:
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OK, we went through this last year about this time. YOu dont care for sweets so you didn't have cake (commie!!!!) but the wife probably took you out someplace special.

Remember.... age is a state of mind. And no matter how many years you have been on earth according to your birth certificate, it beats the alternative. I hope your day was a good one.

;)
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Fuck You COYOTEUGLY

May you continue to be my bitch! You are turning 40? I do not care as long as your mouth continues to work on my cock like the Hoover it is.
 
missmanners said:
OK, we went through this last year about this time. YOu dont care for sweets so you didn't have cake (commie!!!!) but the wife probably took you out someplace special.

Remember.... age is a state of mind. And no matter how many years you have been on earth according to your birth certificate, it beats the alternative. I hope your day was a good one.

;)
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Damn you are a dumb fucking whore. Age means you have your foot further into the grave. From what I have heard, you are one aging lesbian. Shit. (or was that 'raging lesbian'?) Fuck. I cannot remember.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Damn you are a dumb fucking whore. Age means you have your foot further into the grave. From what I have heard, you are one aging lesbian. Shit. (or was that 'raging lesbian'?) Fuck. I cannot remember.
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Oh a new guest!!! Sorry I didn't greet you sooner, I'm working 16 hour days right now. Welcome to TK. I hope you enjoy your stay.

;)
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SaintLucifer said:
. . . Age means you have your foot further into the grave. . . . I cannot remember.
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How right you are Luci! And happy birthday too, because you do get one once a year. Now, knowing how cynical you can be, and since you already know so much about growing older. . .

Now that you've turned [fill in the age], it's all down hill. This is the first day of the last year(s) of your life ending with Eternity's dirt nap. The aches and pains, the sags and bags, the roadmap wrinkles, the expanding waistline, the increase in prescription medications and doctor's visits, the loss of night vision and the need for reading glasses, the loss of hearing (eh, what did you say?) except for imaginary bumps in the night (what was that?!), the increased interest in the obituary pages of your newspaper to see if any of your friends (assuming you have any) are listed, the class reunions where the only thing you can brag about is that you have slightly more hair than some of your buds (at least I don't have a comb over), the loss of muscle tone, the forgetfullness (now, where did I put my reading glasses?), the vague feelings of impending doom, the loss of sleep, the trips to the doctor to check on your prostate gland (is there a bathroom close at hand?). The best part may be that, with the advancing years, your priapism will, at long last, be cured (there are a few perks).

Ah, growing older. . .who knew it could be such fun? Kind of gives you something to look forward to, doesn't it? A new adventure!

So, happy birthday Luci!! And may you live to a ripe old age so you can enjoy your golden years. You've earned them. Have you joined AARP yet? Don't forget those great senior discounts at McDonald's and the senior menus at restaurants.

Kisses!!
 
Enkephalen said:
How right you are Luci! And happy birthday too, because you do get one once a year. Now, knowing how cynical you can be, and since you already know so much about growing older. . .

Now that you've turned [fill in the age], it's all down hill. This is the first day of the last year(s) of your life ending with Eternity's dirt nap. The aches and pains, the sags and bags, the roadmap wrinkles, the expanding waistline, the increase in prescription medications and doctor's visits, the loss of night vision and the need for reading glasses, the loss of hearing (eh, what did you say?) except for imaginary bumps in the night (what was that?!), the increased interest in the obituary pages of your newspaper to see if any of your friends (assuming you have any) are listed, the class reunions where the only thing you can brag about is that you have slightly more hair than some of your buds (at least I don't have a comb over), the loss of muscle tone, the forgetfullness (now, where did I put my reading glasses?), the vague feelings of impending doom, the loss of sleep, the trips to the doctor to check on your prostate gland (is there a bathroom close at hand?). The best part may be that, with the advancing years, your priapism will, at long last, be cured (there are a few perks).

Ah, growing older. . .who knew it could be such fun? Kind of gives you something to look forward to, doesn't it? A new adventure!

So, happy birthday Luci!! And may you live to a ripe old age so you can enjoy your golden years. You've earned them. Have you joined AARP yet? Don't forget those great senior discounts at McDonald's and the senior menus at restaurants.

Kisses!!
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Silly little twit. I was remarking about the bitch getting old, not I. Whatever is AARP out of curiousity? Shut the fuck up after you answer my question bitch.
 
missmanners said:
Oh a new guest!!! Sorry I didn't greet you sooner, I'm working 16 hour days right now. Welcome to TK. I hope you enjoy your stay.

;)
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YANKEES are in first place!! Alllfuckingrighttttt!!
 
missmanners said:
OK, we went through this last year about this time. YOu dont care for sweets so you didn't have cake (commie!!!!) but the wife probably took you out someplace special.
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Actually, that will be tomorrow. A friend of Jen's lost her mother yesterday to cancer. We just got back from the visitation. The school where Jen works and my coyotettes attend is having a flex day tomorrow, so we're going to Outback Steakhouse tomorrow afternoon after the funeral.

Oh, some sweets are ok...I hate cake though.
 
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