Happy Ascension Day Queen Elizabeth II

[CaptainWacky]

Well it's here at last, after seventy years. Her reign has been building to this. Today the moon will block out the sun and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will take her true and rightful form as a giant immortal snake demon who will consume all inhabitants of her United Kingdom. You've come a long way, ma'am! I, and the rest of the UK, will gladly be consumed by you as it is what I was bred for. And after she's finished the slaught at home, it's off to the colonies!

 

[Dr Dave]

God Save The Giant Snake Queen!

 

[jack]

What happened? Why is she ascending??

 

[Dr Dave]

It was foretold!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Loktar]

What happened? Why is she ascending??

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Outrageous!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

She knows what's what.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BREAKING: THE DIANA ZOMBIE HAS RETURNED TO US AND STOPPED THE ASCENSION BY EATING PRINCE ANDREW AND MAIMING CHARLES. WHEN ASKED WHY SHE CHOSE TO SAVE US ALL, OUR QUEEN OF HEARTS SIMPLY SAID "BRAINSSSSSS!"

 

[Dr Dave]

A zombie candle in the wind!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was last seen lurching towards the sea. A madness took her.

 

[Dr Dave]

She's going to eat FRANCE!

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Lurching towards the sea indeed!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Paddington wasn't CGI. She made us see him with her mind.

 

[FBI parte due]

She was lasted seen lurching towards the sea. A madness took her.

A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CONDRAGULATIONS QUEEN, SHANTAY YOU STAY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was literally going to write "slouching" but didn't want people thinking of the poem BUT IT DIDN'T WORK LOL BRAINS.