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Happy B-day, 'Gear!

Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
I would have ordered you a Russian girl as usual, but for some reason, the agency lady hung up on me as soon as I gave your name... so I had to be inventive and found something cute for you:

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My mom was a slut.

You would've liked her Jibbles. Hey BTW, just curious, have you traveled back in time recently? No biggy, Ancestry dot com was asking some questions is all.

Ilyanna - Who knew you couldn't pay an overseas agency with a prepaid Visa (boink)? Live and learn I guess. Anyways, I hope they didn't stay up too late waiting for those girls to come back.

Thanks homies.
 
Thanks mano. Yeah, they seem friendly enough on the phone.

I really couldn't say what happened. Last I heard they were heading out to the desert to ride four wheelers and do coke.
 
I was going to link two images but this shithole of a site has faggot ass filters that inject themselves in the links.

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Sigh.
 
After viewing Dr. Dave's song he likes I got to thinking- What song says everything I want to say to? What would I want you, my loyal reader, to hear on this, my most holy of days?

What song says what I feel on this the day my mother shat me out covered in blood and screaming?

If you guessed Ying Yang Twins Salt Shaker from 2003 you're some kind of psychic or something.

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so yeah happy birthday. Odd that it's so synchronistic.

May it be wonderful for you.

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Happy belated birthday gear old chum hope you had a good day mate.
 
What?! No ass pictures for Gear? Vixie I am disappointed in you.



Happy belated birthday Fucker! HOPE IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Habby Pirthdar Gear!
 
Happy Day after you birthday, 'Gear. By now you should be washed and wrapped in a blanket. Have a drink to get over the trauma and drama.
 
'Should be' yeah.

But I think my heavy drinking as a newborn may have contributed to my wealth of issues.

Thank you.
 
Last I heard Colorado was suffing shortages. That'll teach em to legalize before they get supply and demand all worked out.

California kept it medical and we're bursting at the seams. You can't give pot away around here without someone turning up their nose because their mom has better shit in a jar on her coffee table.
 
That's what happens. The glutz of putz! CA wants to stuff theirs in vending machines. The ultimate in one stop shopping. " A little putz to go with the latex?"
 
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