HAPPY BIRTHDAY - 16TH MARCH

[Gagh]

James Bulger (not 16) – Murder victim in early 90’s by two young pre-teens.
Theo Walcott (18 ) – Still hasn’t done anything.
Ken Doane (21) – Wrestler. It’s DYKSTRA!
Brooke Burns (29) - Baywatch
Alan Tudyk (36) – Wash in Firefly
Val Venis (36) – Val Venis. Same fucking gimmick. Still.
Lauren Graham (40) – Gilmore Girls
Rodney Peete (41) – Philly Eagles
Gore Verbinski (43) – Director: Mouse Hunt / The Ring / The Mexican / Pirates of the Caribbean
Patty Griffin (43) – Singer / Songwriter. Quite good.
Kevin Tod Smith (not 44) – Ares. RIP.
Todd MacFarlane (46) – Prolific comicbook artist / writer. Reinvented Spider Man.
Flavor Flav (48 ) – Who wants to strangle him with that fucking clock?
Jimmy Nail (53) – Ugly Geordie actor / “singer”. Evita / Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.
Graham Cole (55) – He’s been on Britsh Police Soap “The Bill” for over 20 years
Erik Estrada (58 ) – Hit it REALLY big after CHIPS!
Victor Garber (58 ) – Alias
Bernardo Bertolucci (67) – Director: Last Tango In Paris / Last Emperor
Walter Cunningham (75) – Apollo 7
Jerry Lewis (81) – Never really got him
Henny Youngman (not 101) – Take My Wife, Please!
Napoleon IV (not 151)
James Madison (not 256) – 4th US President

English Rose (She won't say) - Happy Buffday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why won't women say what age they are? They live longer than men anyway.

That's pretty fucked up that James Bolger would only have been 16 today. I remeber his death as though it was a lifetime ago.

 

[EnglishRose]

39

 

[CaptainWacky]

I TAKE BACK EVERY MISOGYNISTIC COMMENT I'VE EVER MADE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Todd MacFarlane (46) – Godlike manthing, all rise.
Flavor Flav (48 ) – Here's hoping for a (not 49) next year
Erik Estrada (58 ) – I MUST TELL WOLFY
Victor Garber (58 ) – BROADWAY MUSICAL STAR, also on Alias

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

Eric Estrada needs to be on lost as an artificially aged version of Paulo

 

[EnglishRose]

Gagh - no hiding under rocks for me - I intend to stop time I will age no more

 

[Mentalist]

The Jamie Bulger killing was so fucked up. Both those boys have been free since 2001 IIRC and it cost the tax payer 5+ million to relocate them with different identites.

:roll:

 

[whisky]

They should have relocated them to the bottom of the atlantic tied to an anchor.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

And Tamar Garish is 34 today.

I don't feel 34.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're only as old as the man you feel.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They should have relocated them to the bottom of the atlantic tied to an anchor.

Throwing bricks at them on a train track would've been more appropriate.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure The Sun will post pics of their new identies soon and we can all give them stunners. Then stab them.