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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (December 30)

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Jack Lord [*88] - Book 'em Danno! Steve McGarrett in Hawaii Five-O.

Bo Diddley [*80] - Pioneer of rock who sadly passed away earlier this year.

Gordon Banks [71] - England's World Cup winning Goalkeeper who played on after losing an eye in a car crash.

Noel Paul Stookey [71] - Lead performer in Peter, Paul & Mary.

Michael Nesmith [66] - One of the Monkees.

Fred Ward [66] - Well known character actor. One of those guys who has been in everything, yet never seems to have had a part you can actually remember. Probably best known for Tremors though.

Davy Jones [63] - A more better known Monkee. Now lives close to me, and frequents local Horse Racing Tracks.

Patti Smith [62] - Considers herself a deep poet & artist, but one of the leading figures in the early punk days. Of course we all know who she is!

James Burrows [60] - Never heard of him? He's a director / producer & writer who has directed countless TV Comedy shows - nearly 200 episodes of Will & Grace & nearly 250 episodes of Cheers.

Bill Kazmaier [55] - Powerlifter and former WCW Wrestler - a very shot one who I remember watching in a long fued with Kevin Nash (as Vinnie Vegas). All the bouts sucked.

Tracey Ullman [49] - Once a huge comedian, now more known as the chick on who's show The Simpsons debuted.

Sean Hannity [47] - I've no idea who he is, but seems to be a reporter / presenter very much in the American limelight. I'm sure you'll comfirm for me.

Ben Johnson [47] - 1988 100m winner until he pissed in a pot and was proven a fucking cheat. Carl Lewis cried and cried for months.

Heidi Fleiss [43] - Top notch Madam and high profile slapper of the highest order. Didn't come cheap.

Meredith Monroe [40] - Andie McPhee in Dawson's Creek. And that's about it.

Dave England [39] - Dickhead on Jackass.

Jay Kay [39] - Twat in the Hat lead singer of Jamiroquai. Also known petrolhead and owner of several very pricey cars. Still a Twat. In a Hat.

Jason Behr [35] - Dawson's Creek / Roswell & loads of other stuff. Bit of a hotty back in the late 90's. I'm sure we all remember.

Ato Boldon [35] - Trinidadian 100m & 200m sprinter. Notorius bighead. Usually chokes.

Tiger Woods [33] - Too much fucking money. Too many fucking hot women.

Tyrese Gibson [30] - 2 Fast 2 Furious / Transformers, and soon to be Luke Cage (Power Man).

Eliza Dushku [28] - Faith. Tru. Whatever you want to call her. Owner of two very nice recently exposed bosoms. I'm sure she wants to be remembered for this.

Kristin Kreuk [26] - I bet you all wish you could act as well as Kristin can. Has carved a mighty career as Lana on Smallville and will now move onto the RSC.

LeBron James [24] - NBA Star with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Also has far too much money.



Oh, and happy death day to Saddam Hussein, too!
 
Half the Monkees were born today!? :cool:
 
That is odd.

Kristin Kreuk would be attractive if she gave the impression of having a soul.
 
Hey hey, we're the Monkees.
 
Soul!? Fuck that. Next you're going to be telling me gingers aren't hot.
 
Jack Lord/Hawaii Five O FTW BITCHES!
 
Sean Hannity is a reactionary, obnoxious conservative gasbag who does his thing on the radio and on Fox News Channel. He is a total whore for Republicans, conservatives and corporations.

Until this week, he co-hosted a "Crossfire"-type show with liberal host Alan Colmes, who just left the show. Hannity is not replacing him, and instead is planning on talking to himself.

Here's hoping there's an asterisk next to his age this time next year.

p.s. Viva Patti Smith!
 
So merry Christmas Sena Hannity then!
 
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