Happy birthday Earth!

[CaptainWacky]

Another year older you BASTARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

@the_ironsheik 38m

Happy New Year accept for Ultimate Warrior he should be Happy GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER YOU PIECE OF DOG SHIT DAY

!

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY NEW YEAR I LOVE YOU ALL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

now all thoguhts turn to the NEW Ye'arS WANK.

 

[Cassie]

I suggest Natalie Dormer.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I LOVE MY MINE FIELD AND MY MINE FIELDERS

 

[CaptainWacky]

2014 feels weird so far.

 

[Loktar]

What? Please repeat. The connection here in 2013 is all static-y. Will try again in 3.5 hours when the past catches up to the future.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thinkit's all the Pringles

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wouldn't know. TEACH ME WHAT I SHOULD DO TO MAKE MY 2014 GREAT -- YOU'RE THERE ALREADY!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Apart from the ban on selfies it all feels much the same.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

tumblr would perish without selfies. hpeek:

 

[FBI parte due]

1:44 and I haven't masturbated so far this year.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HA, ME NEITHER (as of 1:44 that is)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've had like three already.

 

[Cassie]

I think The Iron Sheik is still celebrating https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik 7h

Uncle Phil best Uncle in the world. God bless him forever

 

[FBI parte due]

Hello @RyanSeacrest you now have the dead dog AIDS for you kiss the cheeseburger tits @MileyCyrus I never forgive you

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't tell if parody.

 

[Seph]

Happy EARTHday.