Happy birthday Eggs Mayonnaise!

[CaptainWacky]

Here's Jedward being chased through London by a sharknado.

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[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGS MAYO!!

 

[eloisel]

Happy best birthday ever. May the cookie shop have plenty of your favorites on sale 3 for a dollar.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

2 things necessary for a successful cookie: 1) peanut butter 2) chocolate.

Oh wait that's what's necessary for success in ANYTHING.

Thanks you guys! I wish I could go swimming today BUT OTHERWISE IT'S ALL GOOD

 

[jack]

Happy Birthday Mr. Eggs. May they all be over easy.

 

[The Tomtrek]

HAPPY EGGSDAY YOU NICE MAN

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday Eggs!

Maybe The Mets will win their next game in your honor!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Happy Birthday! I promise I won't egg up your house!

 

[Mirah]

Happy Birthday Eggs! I had chocolate peanut butter ice cream in your honor tonight! Okay, I admit I didn't know it was your birthday when I was eating ice cream. I also didn't know it was your birthday when I was watching people play dodge ball tonight either.
Hope it was great! Wish I could go swimming too!

 

[FBI parte due]

Happy belated birthday! Don't melt!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mario's eyes are really close together.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think his life would be a lot easier in general if he had better depth perception.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK AT THE LATEST POST IN THE DARNEDEST THINGS THREAD EGGS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I did and I "Liked" it and OH HOW I WISH IT WERE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUE...

 

[CaptainWacky]

The sharks chasing Jedward are a metaphor (for men wanking.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Naturally...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine having a cock fight with both of Jedward.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I do!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They make lightsaber noises, of course.