DarthSikle
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Ya old bastid!
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Happy Birthday Jack!
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jack
The Legendary Troll King
I was sitting was sitting on a park bench quite upset when along came a police officer. The officer asked me why I was so upset.
I replied, "Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off with a fantastic diner and yet more wonderful love.
The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
I replied with a sad look on my face, "I can't remember where I live!"
I replied, "Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath, with handdrawn hot water, cooks me lunch and followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we'll have top the day off with a fantastic diner and yet more wonderful love.
The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and asks, "Well, what seems to be the problem?"
I replied with a sad look on my face, "I can't remember where I live!"
jack
The Legendary Troll King
I take really good care of my body, I lifts weights and jog five miles every day. One morning I look into the mirror and admire my body. I notice that I'm really sun-tanned all over, except my penis, and I decide to do something about it. I go to the beach, strip completely and bury myself in the sand, except for my penis sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says "There is no justice in this world".
The other lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first lady says, "Look at that". When I was 10 Years old I was afraid of it. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild!
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says "There is no justice in this world".
The other lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first lady says, "Look at that". When I was 10 Years old I was afraid of it. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild!
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Birthday 'shroom.
Have a good one!
Have a good one!
wizard of ooze
Small Furry Critter
happy birthday jack
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Jack went to the doctor looking very sad indeed. The doctor said, "What's wrong, Jack, you're the picture of health for a man your age."
Jack said, "B-b-b-b-ut D-d-d-doc, I c-c-can't g-g-g-et rid of this st-t-t-utter. Help me!"
The dog looks him over thoroughly and says, "Jack I got good news and bad news. I found the cause of your stutter. Your penis is too big, it's straining your vocal chords from the weight. I can fix it but I have to give you a smaller penis to do it."
Jack says, "It's all r-r-r-ight, d-d-doc, I'm old now. G-g-g-o ahead and m-m-make the switch."
The operation was a success, but after a couple weeks Jack found he and his wife both missed the huge penis. He went back to the doctor to ask for a reversal. "The stutter's gone, Doc," he said " but I really miss my huge penis. Can you put it back?"
"S-s-s-sorry, J-j-j-ack," said the doctor, "b-b-but a d-d-deal's a d-d-deal!"
Jack said, "B-b-b-b-ut D-d-d-doc, I c-c-can't g-g-g-et rid of this st-t-t-utter. Help me!"
The dog looks him over thoroughly and says, "Jack I got good news and bad news. I found the cause of your stutter. Your penis is too big, it's straining your vocal chords from the weight. I can fix it but I have to give you a smaller penis to do it."
Jack says, "It's all r-r-r-ight, d-d-doc, I'm old now. G-g-g-o ahead and m-m-make the switch."
The operation was a success, but after a couple weeks Jack found he and his wife both missed the huge penis. He went back to the doctor to ask for a reversal. "The stutter's gone, Doc," he said " but I really miss my huge penis. Can you put it back?"
"S-s-s-sorry, J-j-j-ack," said the doctor, "b-b-but a d-d-deal's a d-d-deal!"
Love Child
One Love
Happy Birthday to my favorite and one and only Jack.
