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Happy birthday Jethro (47)!

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Did you get a new spacesuit?
 
Happy Birthday.
 
I'm scared of Jethro.
 
He has quite a presence.
 
Why are you scared of him?
 
If he doesn't like you, he can call down God to punish you.
 
Jethro is a religious nut with a unicycle up his butt.
 
Oh really?
 
That's why we love him.
 
Maybe someday he will post in the MF again. Hopefully while riding his unicycle.
 
and juggling bibles.
 
Did you get a new spacesuit?

Thank you, Captain Wacky, from both me and my dual Squiggy FM. You are the only one on any message board who remembered our birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Thank you, Dr.

I'm scared of Jethro.
You should see me and Squiggy naked. Talk about scary.

Jethro is a religious nut with a unicycle up his butt.
So you said (also anonymously) on my facebook page, Loktard. Grow a set, would you?

I am now beginning my birthday celebration. I have been in a workshop 90 miles from home since 7:00 this morning. I am now home. My fam just gave me my presents--some new Keen hiking boots and a bottle of single malt whisky. I will let you guess which one I am enjoying at the moment.

By the way, I have been out of touch a while. Who the hell is this brillo head they are talking about in qsf.
 
Thats me :D
I hope your day is a great one!
Would you like a spanking young man?

;)
mm
 
birthday booz ftw.
 
THIS LOKTAR-JETHRO FEUD WILL DESTROY US ALL
 
THIS LOKTAR-JETHRO FEUD WILL DESTROY US ALL

What feud?

I made a funny comment (I thought it was anyway) on his Facebook page(months ago) and Jethro mistook it as a renewal of hostilities. I've left the feud in the past where it belongs, apparently Jethro can't let go(You won, ok? I'm a pathetic, socially awkward retard and virgin. I admit it. Happy now?). So sad.
 
So you're Dickenhan(d)?
 
I don't think he is.
 
The truth is out there.
 
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