Happy birthday Jethro (50)!

[CaptainWacky]

Even though you will never read this, I just had to say that you're an internet legend and an inspirational man. I'll never forget all you've done for me. I hope for fifty more great years for you. No, A HUNDRED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LONG MAY YOU CYCLE PREACHER MAN. Q'PLAH BE WITH YOU AND ALSO WITH YOU.

 

[Cassie]

I hope you have a bacon cake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:jethro:

 

[Loktar]

Happy Birthday, Jethro.

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is like Aslan, in that he only drops by WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT (or the plot requires it.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Like The Chinaman!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I miss him and his ways.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look for his coming in the east when the sun rises on the fourth day.

 

[Gagh]

I HOPE JETHRO HAS EATEN ALL OF HIS JAM CAKE.

 

[Dr Dave]

He might have shared it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He threw some of the cake at a confused sailor.

 

[Dr Dave]

That poor Seaman!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He just honked a horn at a confused fish.

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT?!

 

[Gagh]

I hope Jethro enjoyed the Jam Cake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He enjoyed taunting hungry jam fiends with it.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why does he do such things?

 

[Loktar]

Why does he do such things?

You'd be cranky too if you rode around with a unicycle up your ass all day.