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Happy birthday Loktar!

As promised, my crazy 45th birthday adventure (copied and pasted from Mock).

Thanks for the Happy Birthday wishes, everyone. I am alive and well. Started off the special day with a birthday brunch at the Tipsy Moose with an order of baked beans, ham, sausage, eggs, bacon and home fries. And a Bloody Mary bar. They made the drink and then you could put celery or a chicken wing in the drink and olives, cheese cubes, bacon, jalepenos, and buffalo mac and cheese ravioli on the skewer. You could also add various hot sauces to your drink. I added a few drops of a hot sauce called zombie apocalypse. It was bit cooler when I added some lemon and lime. Got a free growler full of Moosehead lager also(which I'm saving for next weekend).Then we went to Artisanal Brewery where I had a free 60 oz glass of Spa Mosaic beer and lots of popcorn. Then we went to Great Flats Brewery Brewery whereI had a Chocolate Carmel Stout and then to Mad Jack's Brewery where I had a Session IPA called Might As Well. Then the night went off the rails a bit. My brother and I met up with the guy I play poker with(my brother's college friend) and his friend. Before we met up with my poker friend's friend though we stopped at my poker friend's house and I had 2-3 beers before we left the house and a beer to go before we went to the final destination of the night.....the Rusty Nail for some chicken wings and more beer. While we were waiting for a table, my friend ordered us a pitcher of Sam Adams Summer Ale. At this point I'm feeling my age and peeing every few minutes(Damn you kidneys and liver) but still having a good time. I should also point out my poker friend ordered himself 2 Jameson shots. We finally got the table after a 30 minute wait. I ordered my 45 birthday wings (Korean, Mango Habanero, Honey Barbecue, Thai Chili and 5 Insane wings. My brother and 2 friend order another pitcher of Sam Adams summer ale, and I enjoy 2 Blue Hawaiian drinks in a cup that says "I got Nail'd on my Birthday at the Rust Nail. Then when the night is almost over and we are almost finished our wings, some Red Sox fans enter the bar/restaurant and my poker friend yells at them Red Sox sucks! To which they replied "At least we are 10 games ahead." And they went to the bar. Then my brother got pissed at my poker friend because they could have started a fight with us but nothing happened. Then my brother was pissed at me because I said I was ok with my friend saying Red Sox sucks because nothing happened but I told him I would have been pissed too, if something happened. Then my poker friend started accusing my brother, a Yankees fan of being a Red Sox fan. We stumbled out into the parking lot for some drunken hugging, got in the car and dropped my way more drunk than me poker friend off at his house, where his wife was a bit pissed and told the kids, "Daddy is sick" And then asked my brother and me if we were staying over and we said yes so we can sober up and be there for our poker friend when he sobers up. She also informs us to tell her husband he isn't allowed back in the house tonight, so were all sleeping it off in the mancave(well I'm trying to sleep it off while peeing every few minutes). Two hours later at around Midnight my poker friend finally wakes up, my brother and me go home to sleep some more in our own beds, and on the drive home my brother hit a dog. We went to sleep and then a few minutes ago my brother said what he did was technically a hit and run. But I'm not sure. And I don't want my insurance rates going up again for some minor bumper damage.
 
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