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Happy Birthday Mama Kitty

eloisel

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It is hard for me to call her Mama Kitty because I'm her mother and that is not the name I have known her by since before she was born.

But, on this date 35 years ago I was sitting at home contemplating how much my life was going to change the next day. Kiddo was already a month late and was showing no signs of wanting to come out of there so my doctor decided to induce labor.

On May 6, 1975, I got to the hospital at noon. My doctor came in at 1 p.m. and broke my water. He said, "More than likely it will be tomorrow before you are ready to deliver." Then he left the room. Around 3 p.m. I started feeling antsy - like I had to go to the bathroom, but no pain, no cramping. Then, at 5 I had a labor pain. I swear to God, it felt like someone was trying to pull a full sized ship's anchor through my uterus. I buzzed for the nurse and when she popped her head into my room she said, "relax, this is just the first of many contractions." I thought, "I won't survive this." At 5:05 p.m., I had a second labor pain and buzzed the heck out of that buzzer. Nurse came into the room and seemed to be a bit irritated with me. She asked, "What's wrong?" I said, "I'm having this baby right now." She said, "this is your first baby. This is normal. You'll be in labor for hours. But, I'll check just to make you feel better." I swear, she grabbed hold of my leg and flung it across to the other side of the bed just before she checked to see how dialated I was. She got a little panicky then. She said, "Oh, you're crowning." I said, "Yah. I told you, I'm having this baby right now." She told someone to call for my doctor and she got clearance to give me some pain medication. My doctor just happened to still be at the hospital - baby delivering doctors are at the hospital lots - and he came in and did a saddle block on me. I was feeling no pain thereafter and Kiddo was born at 5:15 p.m.

I love her. She is one of the bravest, most courageous, funnest, craziest, and most loveable persons I know. The world is truly a nicer place because she is in it.

Happy Birthday Mama Kitty (you know who you are!)

Mom
 
She has a two ounce stomach. So, I bought a Swiss Roll chocolate cake thing that is like 1.5 ozs. and stuck 35 sparkler candles into it. It is in the fridge waiting for her to come home when she gets off work tonight at midnight. He, he, he ... I live in an all wood house in the middle of a mini-forest.
 
She has a two ounce stomach. So, I bought a Swiss Roll chocolate cake thing that is like 1.5 ozs. and stuck 35 sparkler candles into it. It is in the fridge waiting for her to come home when she gets off work tonight at midnight. He, he, he ... I live in an all wood house in the middle of a mini-forest.

DUDE Your gonna have me set the house on FIRE!!! Are you Crazy???? Lol
 
DUDE Your gonna have me set the house on FIRE!!! Are you Crazy???? Lol

You'll appreciate what is on the platter beside the "cake" - a red bandana. You can use it as a blanket to send up smoke signals to the American Indian side of your family that you are celebrating your arrival - again.
 
The answer to your question of what to do once you put the lime in the coconut is you drink it all up then call the doctor in the morning.
 
You'll appreciate what is on the platter beside the "cake" - a red bandana. You can use it as a blanket to send up smoke signals to the American Indian side of your family that you are celebrating your arrival - again.

Hahaha, you think of everything :)
 
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Awww its nice to see you posting MamaKitty! Happy Birthday! We were born the same year. I mean I am always 28 on the internet. Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
That was a great read and a sweet story El and Mamma.

~LC~
 
Happy birthday MK and good to see you. Enjoy what's left of the tiny Lil Debbie after the sparklers are gone lol
 
Awww its nice to see you posting MamaKitty! Happy Birthday! We were born the same year. I mean I am always 28 on the internet. Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
That was a great read and a sweet story El and Mamma.

~LC~

Hugs LC, I know it's been a while since I have been on here, lots of stuff went on. Lost weight, laid off, had a stalker, got a new boyfriend and got a job. All in the order.. giggles..

How are you darling?
 
Happy birthday MK and good to see you. Enjoy what's left of the tiny Lil Debbie after the sparklers are gone lol

Thank you Donovan. There was not much left, I was to scared to light the candles so I just put them away.. Thankfully I have this little tummy now, so the little debbie was just the right size :)

My mom rocks for doing that!
 
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