Happy birthday Mark Hamill (65)

[CaptainWacky]

September the twenty fifth be with you!

 

[Volpone]

True story: He was in a horrible car wreck between Star Wars and Empire, and he lost his hand, so they had to rewrite the script to explain why he had a prosthetic hand.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like how they wrote Harrison Ford's death in that plane crash into the Force Awakens script (Ford was found alive a few days later but they were too lazy to change it again.)

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!!!1

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's been married to the same woman since 1978. One of his sons (all adults) is a lookalike.

I guess I'll just stalk the son now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sebastian Stan looks exactly like him (says every website.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Except he doesn't -- he looks more like Jared Padalecki.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET'S BANG THEM ALL AND FIND OUT.