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Happy birthday missmanners. You will be receiving a large package in the mail. It is very important you open it right away as the wrapping paper seems to be covering the airholes and it's getting stuffy in here...thanks!
What did you go and post my pic for? You'll ruin the surprise!
*Coff coff* actually the way the air's running out in here, if she doesn't get this box soon the surprise may be a little bigger than I planned.
Listen, missmanners, if I get held up in the mail and arrive too late... just bury me where you hide all the others, okay? Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about, we both know there are others...