Happy Birthday Natalie Portman (25)

[CaptainWacky]

SHE IS WELL NICE

 

[Mentalist]

I will commenmorate this momentous occasion with a quote from the Natalie messageboard at IMDB.

Natalie Portman is the ideal girl. She seems very down to Earth and is hot as hell. Natalie if you read this, consider my proposal for marriage. I can send you a pic sometime. I'm pretty good looking myself. We'd be a nice match, and I love sports too.

 

[speck]

New pics Must be Posted For the Occasion!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not for your eyes.

 

[Reverend Phelps]

Natalie Portman is a harlot and has a one way ticket to Hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought being Jewish would be enough to send her to Hell, regardless of the harlot stuff.

 

[FBI parte due]

Seeing as she killed Jesus and all, I'd have to say yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE THOUGHT HE WAS A RAPIST

 

[FBI parte due]

STUPID JESUS. WHY'D HE HAVE TO COME ON SO FASTY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHo was HORNEY LOL I'm durnk

 

[Tyrant]

I'm not

 

[CaptainWacky]

me neeither it wsa s aviable lie

 

[Mentalist]

NAT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll die.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not anytime soon, I hope.

 

[CaptainWacky]

she is well nice