Happy birthday Natalie Portman (29)

[CaptainWacky]

I truly, deeply, love you.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah she's alright.

Spoiler

ACTUALLY SHE'S WONDERFUL I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HER ESPECIALLY HER MAGIC EARS I'M GLAD SHE'S STILL ALIVE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAY SHE STAY 29 FOREVER.

 

[Conchaga]

Wait... she's older than me? I thought she was still 18.


I'M NOT LISTEING

*plugs ears*

LALALALALALALALALALALA

 

[CaptainWacky]

She'll always be one month and five days younger than me. Until I die (long before her.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Mentalist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME. YOU'RE BASICALLY MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER. YOU MADE ME REALISE PERFECTION IS POSSIBLE IN THIS SHITTY WORLD WE ALL LIVE IN. I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BUT I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU WOULD JUST DO A FEW MORE PHOTO SHOOTS. DO ONE WITH MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG IF YOU WANT. THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY AND GOT ALL THE THINGS YOU WANTED. XXX

 

[Henoch]

Happy birthday Nat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think she got a card from Ahmed Best?

 

[curiousa2z]

Happy Belated Birthday NATALIE pORTMAN! one or more OF THE BOYS AT tk WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW he/THEY LOVE(S) YOU!

I dont love you but do think you are intelligent and a pretty good actress who takes chances with some roles you've tried.