Gagh
Χριστόφορος
MANY CONGRATULATIONS ON REACHING NOTCH NUMBER 23 ON THE PHALLUS OF LIFE.
You may be pleased to learn (already know) that you share this date of birth with:
Princess Michael of Kent (62) - I'D RATHER HAVE YOU AT WIMBLEDON, PHLOX!
Helen Hunt (44) - HAHAHA THAT RHYMES WITH CUNT!!_!()(!
Wade Boggs (49) - HE'S A BASEBALL PLAYER OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. LOL HE PLAYS WITH BIG STICKS AND BALLS AND WEARS A GLOVE.
Jim Belushi (53) - The less talented one. Confused with Bill Murray by me a lot as a kid.
Julie Hagerty (52) - She's the actress in the Airplane! movies WOW SUCH FAME.
Courtney Cox-Arquette (43) - HER HUSBAND IS THE FORMER WCW CHAMPION OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
Ice Cube (38 ) - ANOTHER NWA RAPPER? NOW I HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!
Neil Patrick Harris (33) - Doogie F'N Howser!!!!!!! MAN I WISH I WAS BORN ON 15TH JUNE!
Jim Varney (not 58 ) - ERNEST FAILS TO HANG ONTO LIFE???
Waylon Jennings (not 70) - COUNTRY MUSIC BUT NO ACHEY BREAKY HEART?
Nadine Coyle (22) - Doogie Howser AND A MEMBER OF GIRLS ALOUD? How fucking spoiled are you???
Bif Naked (36) - Heavily tatooed Rock Chick. A few tunes made it into a number of Buffy eps.
NOW THE GOOD ONES:
Roses (21) - Czech Porn actress. You remember? From "Deep in Cream 8" and "Big Natural Tits 16"? NO???
Mary Carey (27) - This is the Porn actress Mariah Carey tried to sue. Star of "Double Air Bags 11", "Rub the Muff 6" & "5 Guy Cream Pie 5".
Dan Paris (34) - Drew Kirk from Neighbours!
Marcus Hahnemann (35) - The Reading FC Goalkeeper. GREAT NEWS!
Chuck Palumbo (36) - I think this will REALLY excite Wacky. In fact, I know it will!
Oliver Kahn (38 ) - Ugly German goalkeeper.
M.C. Gainey (59) - It's Tom Friendly from Lost!
You may be pleased to learn (already know) that you share this date of birth with:
Princess Michael of Kent (62) - I'D RATHER HAVE YOU AT WIMBLEDON, PHLOX!
Helen Hunt (44) - HAHAHA THAT RHYMES WITH CUNT!!_!()(!
Wade Boggs (49) - HE'S A BASEBALL PLAYER OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. LOL HE PLAYS WITH BIG STICKS AND BALLS AND WEARS A GLOVE.
Jim Belushi (53) - The less talented one. Confused with Bill Murray by me a lot as a kid.
Julie Hagerty (52) - She's the actress in the Airplane! movies WOW SUCH FAME.
Courtney Cox-Arquette (43) - HER HUSBAND IS THE FORMER WCW CHAMPION OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
Ice Cube (38 ) - ANOTHER NWA RAPPER? NOW I HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!
Neil Patrick Harris (33) - Doogie F'N Howser!!!!!!! MAN I WISH I WAS BORN ON 15TH JUNE!
Jim Varney (not 58 ) - ERNEST FAILS TO HANG ONTO LIFE???
Waylon Jennings (not 70) - COUNTRY MUSIC BUT NO ACHEY BREAKY HEART?
Nadine Coyle (22) - Doogie Howser AND A MEMBER OF GIRLS ALOUD? How fucking spoiled are you???
Bif Naked (36) - Heavily tatooed Rock Chick. A few tunes made it into a number of Buffy eps.
NOW THE GOOD ONES:
Roses (21) - Czech Porn actress. You remember? From "Deep in Cream 8" and "Big Natural Tits 16"? NO???
Mary Carey (27) - This is the Porn actress Mariah Carey tried to sue. Star of "Double Air Bags 11", "Rub the Muff 6" & "5 Guy Cream Pie 5".
Dan Paris (34) - Drew Kirk from Neighbours!
Marcus Hahnemann (35) - The Reading FC Goalkeeper. GREAT NEWS!
Chuck Palumbo (36) - I think this will REALLY excite Wacky. In fact, I know it will!
Oliver Kahn (38 ) - Ugly German goalkeeper.
M.C. Gainey (59) - It's Tom Friendly from Lost!
