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Happy birthday William Shatner (75)

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Since I know you're reading!
 
Ever since Star Trek began
Kirk's TEH TRANSFORUM'D MAN!
 
Yes, Tk Jester. Yes.
 
heard that on the radio driving to work....can't quite believe Captain Kirk's 75.
he's gotten old. :(
 
CaptainWacky said:
Since I know you're reading!

We should all SPAM williamshatner.com as a birthday present.
 
DENNY CRANE!

Many happy returns.
 
I'd be more concerned if he HADN'T gotten old, Curiousa.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I'd be more concerned if he HADN'T gotten old, Curiousa.
i doubt Shatner will live to see 80. He's getting too damn old & he's fat as a whale, that's gotta be a strain on his decrepit old heart. I forsee him either having a heart attack & falling off a horse or having a heart attack & falling off of his child bride wife whilst porking her with his viagra induced Shat stick!
 
On the CUNTary I see him living to be 125 and still acting on his last day, IMMHO!
 
The man still rides horses professionally and boinks his trophy wife every chance he gets. He's as healthy as an ox.
 
DENNY OX
 
TJ MOO-KER

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I wish Bill posted here (Bill Goldberg).
 
I wish Goldberg posted here (Ira Goldberg, MY LAWYER LOL)
 
76 tomorrow then
 
He can captain my starship anytime.
No, that's not a euphanism!
 
Wow, he's muthafuckin OLD.
 
HE WILL BE IN TOMORROW'S LIST FO' SURE.
 
I STILL WANT TO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX WITH THE SHAT!!!
 
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