Happy birthday William Shatner (83)

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe none of you posted this yesterday. It's like you don't care.

 

[whisky]

He never remembers my birthday.

 

[Cassie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DADDY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Remember when his daughter tried posting at trek HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaaaaa

 

[jack]

My dad used to walk to high school with Mr Shatner.

 

[jack]

when he wasnt fucking Flaglerchat up the ass with his big fat hot dog that is.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when his daughter tried posting at trek HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAaaaaa

At least she didn't get banned like Chase Masterson.

 

[whisky]

Why did she get banned?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Stop getting older, Shat.

 

[whisky]

Don't say that, I constantly live in dread of the day I wake up to find Shatner has died.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's ok, the William Shatner account on Twitter will outlive us all.

 

[Cassie]

I think William Shatner murdered the shit my dad says dad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We need a Boston legal movie.

DENNY CRANE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was many years ago Chase Masterson got banned (because they thought she was fake or something.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hope whoever had the username of Damar managed to chip in with "you certainly don't have anything to hide" before she got banned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's just the kind of semi-obscure reference the guy with the username of Damar wishes he'd made in hindsight!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And the guy with the username Casey Biggs wishes he'd asked for residuals in his contract.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if he and Roxanne Dawson got divorced because of DS9 being much better than Voyager? (Probably not.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IMDb doesn't have the dates of their marriage but it says she married the Dawson guy in 1994, before either of them had gotten their Trek careers off the ground.

(HA SEE HOW I ANSWERED YOUR JOKE POST WITH SERIOUS REPLY THAT EVEN INVOLVED RESEARCH BECAUSE I'M A PATHETIC LOSER LOL FLOATATION DEVICE)

 

[whisky]

Your not a looser, doing that research probably distracted you briefly from work, which is always nice.