Happy Festivus!

[CaptainWacky]

A Festivus for the rest of us!

 

[Loktar]

*gets his aluminum pole from the basement*

 

[curiousa2z]

Happy Festivus!

*drinks some eggnog*

 

[Dr Dave]

"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!"

 

[Henoch]

Festivus...

 

[Cassie]

MERRY TV SHOW HOLIDAY THAT I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH THAT MUCH.

 

[Cock]

Is 'Happy' the appropriate adjective to use with Festivus? was there a vote? I mean... like... we say Merry Christmas... Happy Halloween....

I would like to proffer, 'May Festivus be Blessed for Us'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's about time for the Airing of Grievances...

I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

 

[Loktar]

I got a door for my bedroom! Its a Festivus miracle!

(is what I'd say if I actually did get a door today)

 

[Dr Dave]

You should just go find your own door.

 

[Loktar]

You should just go find your own door.

I can't afford a door, my mom is making payments on my car as it is, so that I have a way to get to job interviews.

 

[Cassie]

I think Loktar is in the proper mood for Festivus!

 

[Loktar]

I think Loktar is in the proper mood for Festivus!

I got a lot of problems with my family!

 

[Dr Dave]

Have you told them about em?

 

[Loktar]

Have you told them about em?

No, I'd rather not be homeless for Christmas.

 

[Dr Dave]

Indeed not.