Happy International Cat Day!

[CaptainWacky]

Unfortunately cats can't read, so this thread is completely pointless.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The scaredy cat that lives/pisses outside my door let me stroke him today for the first time in ages, so maybe he knew.

Completely forgot to wish him happy international cat day though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll never come back now!

 

[The Question]

Did anyone remember to hurl a cat over an international border in observance?

 

[Loktar]

No but I observed a pussy south of the border in a Kitty Club.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I watched a big ol' drag queen try to stuff her cankled hooves into some kitten heels.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I killed and ate several mice.

 

[The Question]

But did you piss on the nearest carpet to mark your territory?

 

[Dr Dave]

Unfortunately cats can't read, so this thread is completely pointless.

Oh they can read alright…

 

[Loktar]

Oh they can read alright…

Yeah....our minds. and control them. Yes, Lord Fluffington, I WILL bring you that tuna and cat toy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I for one welcome our new cat overlords.

 

[The Question]

They will usher in a world of yarn, tuna, and dot-catching.

 

[The Question]

Oh, and naps in the sun. Many, MANY naps in the sun.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah....our minds. and control them. Yes, Lord Fluffington, I WILL bring you that tuna and cat toy.

You choose wisely.

I for one welcome our new cat overlords.

So say we all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/14/counc...ourists-think-animals-are-being-hurt-6851958/